Blame it on the Rain

There are a few things in this world that you can always count on with me:

• If I get less than 8 hours of sleep for more than 5 days in a row, I start to lose interest in being friendly;
  
• My tolerance for other people's drama goes down when they don't care about anything else;
  
• Rain makes me sleepy, no matter how much coffee I've had or how many hours I've slept;
  
• If pressed I will lie, but it won't be good, and I'll think about the much better lies I could have told for hours afterward;
  
• If you are self-conscious, there is a pretty good chance I'm already judging you before you have the chance to realize I might be;
  
• If you make me go to a restaurant where I can't eat anything, do not expect me to be happy to be there.
  

That's not all, but I'm too exhausted to continue to think about my faults.